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expand whole threadPoll: Annoying things that muggles say that make you bite your tongue...blitherypoop12/4/2012 12:50PM

When I complement someone's polish, ask them what brand/name, and they pretend++missjulie891/5/2013 1:03AM

When my cousin decided I have too many & spread the word throughout r/o plsAngelHeartsChanel200912/5/2012 1:34PM

You TOTALLY should have called her on that! 17 crosses??? LOL!tlatrice12/5/2012 4:01PM

I told a muggle about my DL TWAF having diamond dust in it & she said "Is it conflict-free?!" :o whatRUdoing12/5/2012 1:01PM

+++ReecesPeeces12/5/2012 12:23AM

"I always test polishes in store, even if there aren't any testers out." Thanks for that.combatwombat12/4/2012 9:00PM

IKR? Disgusting.kirat12/5/2012 10:19AM

so gross *gags*USMCWIFE200812/4/2012 10:47PM

Not annoying but non sequitur: "I don't have time to paint my nails so I just go to the salon" +vnyan12/4/2012 5:44PM

"OMG, you have so much nail polish, what do you do with it all????draked12/4/2012 4:49PM

"Where do you keep it all? Aren't you supposed to keep it in the freezer?! How do you fit it all in+meems12/4/2012 4:08PM

"How much polish do you need"?.....ummmm as much as I can get my hands on :)USMCWIFE200812/4/2012 3:31PM

"Glitter is so juvenile!" Well guess what I think your personality is juvenile.artoo12/4/2012 2:21PM

Ahaha!Lilliya12/4/2012 3:29PM

Why do you have so much nail polish - that's such a waste of money! It will all go r/opassthepolishplease12/4/2012 2:15PM

My room mate said this to me! We got in a sort of passive-aggressive argument over it+artoo12/4/2012 2:19PM

LOL!Jessy16161/4/2013 9:25PM

lol love itrowenaaine12/4/2012 2:34PM

LOL love it! passthepolishplease12/4/2012 2:20PM

"I have so many polishes! Almost a shoe box full!" *shifty eyes at 3 full melmers*notenoughglitter12/4/2012 2:11PM

The classic "Oh-pee" for OPI. To be fair, though, I used to think it was pronounced that way too.philosophin12/4/2012 2:06PM

You mean it isn't? Doh.Neopatra12/5/2012 3:26PM

NB-er for years and I'm still guilty of this. I know it's wrong but I just can't stop. terrenity12/4/2012 2:24PM

Me, too! I know it's wrong, but it's just easier to say. I try to pronounce it right +impoverishedcris12/4/2012 8:18PM

Bad habit for me too. When I read it I think "oh-pee" but when I say it I try to remember O P Ililyofthepally12/4/2012 2:48PM

A SA told me I didn't need Don't Touch my Tutu because it was so sheer and white. +SquirrelQueen12/4/2012 1:53PM

Oh just use polish remover when your polish gets thick, it will thin it right out! ARGH!!!So_Tempting12/4/2012 1:51PM

I cringe every time I hear this one.. ++Lilliya12/4/2012 1:55PM

I know. I even once had a Chanel SA tell me this. A well-respected one, too. Ack. ++pipsqu3ak12/6/2012 1:01AM

Why is your one nail different from all the other ones?ashleynicole143412/4/2012 1:48PM

This! Followed by, "What, did you run out of np?" Jessy16161/4/2013 9:27PM

"Because I am a member of a Secret Society. I have to kill you now."Neopatra12/5/2012 3:26PM

im using this, lolponeegryl1/4/2013 10:34PM

LOL!!!!b_jones12/5/2012 6:07PM

Gaaah, I hate it when people ask that!laikabear12/5/2012 2:36AM

I work in real estate, so when my boss asked about this & I told him +nrohloff12/4/2012 10:46PM

Great answer!! :)laikabear12/5/2012 2:37AM

This!lol, actually it doesn't annoy me, makes me giggle :DPinkQueen12/4/2012 2:55PM

Same here - it's like they think it has secret meaning LOLpassthepolishplease12/4/2012 2:59PM

'Did you know that one of your nails is a different color from the others?' NOPE, SILLY ME LOL~proudlock12/4/2012 1:58PM

"wow, I hadn't noticed. boy i need more sleep!" o_Orowenaaine12/4/2012 2:35PM

lol I seriously get asked that question on a daily basis.ashleynicole143412/4/2012 2:15PM

Oh I don't use a base coat..what's the point? Grrrrrrrredvelvet8912/4/2012 1:35PM

This makes my OCD die a little bit.Jessy16161/4/2013 9:27PM

When you wear any dark polish and they call it black, even if it doesn't remotely look black.lcarrie12/4/2012 1:28PM

This. It happens when I wear Russian Navy.Martha61012/5/2012 8:38AM

or ask if you're going goth. Geez! reesagirl12/4/2012 1:34PM

ugh. I thought people would drop the black np/clothes = "goth" thing after like, middle schoollilyofthepally12/4/2012 2:47PM

I know! Yes, at 42 I'm "going goth" XDreesagirl12/4/2012 3:05PM

My annoying and clueless boss just *stares* if I wear any color the least bit modern/edgy.RosesAndThorns12/4/2012 1:20PM

Wearing nail polish all the time will make your nails fall off...... UGH!grobanite1912/4/2012 1:18PM

Lol!proudlock12/4/2012 1:23PM

"I used to polish my own but all my polish spoiled so I just threw them out and gave up."reesagirl12/4/2012 1:17PM

Eeeeekkkkk!!!jscott2012612/4/2012 1:21PM

I was guilty of this, but I didn't knowww!seevan12/4/2012 1:20PM

Yeah, and it wasn't that long ago that I thought "oh well, it thickened up. no good." *toss* AGH!rowenaaine12/4/2012 2:37PM

I didn't either until I started reading NB. :) reesagirl12/4/2012 1:24PM

"I ONLY use OPI...they are the best"jscott2012612/4/2012 1:13PM

I happen to love OPI, but... I love a lot of other brands too! :)laikabear12/5/2012 2:38AM

A beauty supply store owner said this to me - OPI is the best, and I turned around and left.babycakes200012/4/2012 10:54PM

my cousin says this to me, so annoyingsodapoprocks12/4/2012 2:09PM

this statement irritates the heck out of me. i heard an SA at Ulta say this once. ugh.hokukoroku12/4/2012 1:53PM

Ugh, I hear this one all the darn time!proudlock12/4/2012 1:24PM

"I wish I had that much time to do my nails so much". "you must have a lot of time on your hands" Heather110112/4/2012 1:12PM

This! When you actually know what you're doing it doesn't take that long!vwzen8112/5/2012 2:51PM

Oh, I HATE when my coworker says this to me! She says the same thing about my knitting. RUDE!laikabear12/5/2012 2:41AM

i hate this one so much. people act like it takes HOURS to do your nails.missfiasco12/4/2012 7:59PM

you win a NB today. this one is condescending and rude. it doesn't even take that long anyways!missbliss12/4/2012 6:11PM

yeah, i think this one makes me go from zero to b*tch the fastest when said to memissfiasco12/4/2012 8:01PM

lol!Jessy16161/4/2013 9:29PM

THIS THIS THIS!!! 1 husband + 5 kids + 1 cat + 12 hour shifts = NO ME TIME!...except my nails!! passion4polish12/4/2012 4:50PM

This such passive aggressive BS. Unless you do crazy nail art daily it doesn't take long at all.lilyofthepally12/4/2012 2:44PM

I bet they have time to get massages, go to the mall, watch tv, read a book, etckristel010612/4/2012 2:38PM


UGH THIS. Whenever I hear this I just want to flip them a perfectly polished middle finger.artoo12/4/2012 2:16PM

This made me smile. This is why I love the NB.Jessy16161/4/2013 9:30PM

LOL love it! passthepolishplease12/4/2012 2:55PM

I get this a lot too!!passthepolishplease12/4/2012 2:14PM

i get this all.the.timexpinkbearx12/4/2012 2:10PM

This, coworkers have said this to medot_warner12/4/2012 2:01PM

me toosodapoprocks12/4/2012 2:08PM

This! Pisses me off so much! aksaiyo12/4/2012 1:59PM

I always say "Do you watch TV?" When they say yes, I say that's when I do my nails. pinksaphires12/4/2012 1:34PM

this, except i hardly even watch TV.hokukoroku12/4/2012 1:54PM

Same.seevan12/4/2012 1:37PM

right? 1 hr on Sundays isn't that much people. :Dreesagirl12/4/2012 1:35PM

Right??? I spend as much time doing my nails as someone else does watching tv, etc at nightklounder3312/4/2012 1:33PM

I get this one from my mother in law ALL THE TIMEhotcherry10112/4/2012 1:27PM

Grrrr... >:(proudlock12/4/2012 1:24PM

I got that one from a friend w/kids. It doesn't take THAT much work...just put on a glitterseevan12/4/2012 1:16PM

This. I spend about 20 mins doing the actual polishing every 5-7 days. Geezmichbelle12/4/2012 1:14PM

Didn't you have a different color on yesterday?lfrueh12/4/2012 1:08PM

OMG BUT YOUR NAILS NEED TO BREATHE. rachelmarienails12/4/2012 1:05PM

When I hear this one I tell the person that if she dyes her hair +pandorasue12/4/2012 2:42PM

This. I ask them "where are the lungs?" ;-)So_Tempting12/4/2012 1:49PM

good one :)hokukoroku12/4/2012 1:54PM

I hear this one often, too!Lilliya12/4/2012 1:15PM

ahaha my mom says this to me all the time!kuroba12/4/2012 1:15PM

My mom too!badkat12/4/2012 1:17PM

& minesodapoprocks12/4/2012 2:08PM

"I won't wear China Glaze. The Chinese put lead in all their products & I prefer to buy American."inkadinka12/4/2012 1:01PM

Oh yes!!MUrascal12/5/2012 3:22PM

Bwah hahahahahahahacombatwombat12/4/2012 9:00PM

LOL the "China" in CG refers to the porcelain!! It's actually an American company xDartoo12/4/2012 2:15PM

I know. It doesn't surprise me that others don't know but jackassery like hers is ALWAYS surprising.inkadinka12/4/2012 2:26PM

LOL ... I've never heard that one before!ayngemac12/4/2012 1:04PM

The woman who said it is one of those people who's "politely" racist about EVERYTHING.inkadinka12/4/2012 1:07PM

"politely racist" - I hope you don't mind if I steal this term. It's perfect.Jessy16161/4/2013 9:33PM

I never knew how to express this concept - "poliitely racist"+++tlatrice12/4/2012 3:09PM

Hooray for xenophobia! :Dblitherypoop12/4/2012 1:08PM

I have...the best part is...ChG is owned by a company with "American" in the nameblitherypoop12/4/2012 1:07PM

IKR?seevan12/4/2012 1:14PM

She has zero interest in pointless details like facts. They only get in the way of her sermonizing.inkadinka12/4/2012 1:17PM

Yuck. I take the time to look up info so I don't sound like an ass.seevan12/4/2012 1:25PM

"But these polishes are the same colour." Ugh, no they're /not/!Lilliya12/4/2012 12:59PM

...and even if they are, they're usually different finishes. lolblitherypoop12/4/2012 1:00PM

Haha, this is also true!Lilliya12/4/2012 1:03PM

Another polish??kristel010612/4/2012 12:54PM

^What my mom says when I receive a package. Variation "MORE polish??"kuroba12/4/2012 1:16PM

My mom does this, but then she calls me when she sees a sale at the store lolmichbelle12/4/2012 1:14PM

^ my parents usually say thispolishedgrad12/4/2012 1:04PM

My mother asks if i'm gonna build a wall with itblitherypoop12/4/2012 1:07PM

LauraMather12/5/2012 12:10PM

my DH has asked if I plan on opening a nail salon. I don't even have that many!!!!reesagirl12/4/2012 1:20PM

How many -Insert color here- can you possibly need?!?Pyretta512/4/2012 12:53PM

haha, my mom said this to me after i told her i had 17 bluesmissfiasco12/4/2012 8:07PM

Yep, this too. It's hard to explain my obsession with owning /all/ the blues. Lilliya12/4/2012 1:22PM

SO happy I don't have to explain to anyone my obsession with ALL the purples!So_Tempting12/4/2012 1:53PM

"OPI owns China Glaze" - No, Coty owns OPI and AII owns China Glaze. Where'd they even...?blitherypoop12/4/2012 12:52PM

I never knew this and I've been doing my nails for yearsshelbya199312/4/2012 3:50PM

That seems so minor. Yes, it's wrong, but it's not really a big deal, or is it?kta8212/4/2012 2:00PM